Tuesday, March 17, 2009

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!

I JUST GOT AN AIM ACCOUNT, MY IM NAME IS DARTH SHALOM, SO I SIGN ON LAST NIGHT, AND THIS WEIRDO JUST STARTS AIMING ME OUTTA THE CLEAR BLACK SKY... LOL IT WAS FUNNY AND DISTURBING AT THE SAME TIME.. CHECK IT OUT JO...

OutcastCoho (3:52:52 AM): I want to discuss balsa wood with you. RIGHT NOW.
darthshalom (3:16:01 AM): whts tht
OutcastCoho (3:54:52 AM): if by some odd chance, you are on this, I hope you die, whoever created this thing
darthshalom (3:17:57 AM): wht r u tlking abt?
OutcastCoho (3:56:36 AM): you have aids
darthshalom (3:18:39 AM): lol.. okay
darthshalom (3:18:48 AM): u dnt evn know me
OutcastCoho (3:57:11 AM): not hiv but full blown aids, my technician told me today
OutcastCoho (3:57:26 AM): your' results
OutcastCoho (3:58:01 AM): you hav a very low t cell count
darthshalom (3:19:51 AM): lmfao.. this is def going in my blog...
OutcastCoho (3:58:55 AM): I heard you fisted a crab on easter
darthshalom (3:20:27 AM): lol...
darthshalom (3:20:36 AM): oh yea abt tht..
darthshalom (3:20:49 AM): uhhh, tht crab said she was single
OutcastCoho (4:00:19 AM): I fkd th cake f5 iams
darthshalom (3:22:00 AM): how did u get my aim dude?
OutcastCoho (4:01:12 AM): hgdfo dsoufh eadsuifh i8i8h hhh u9e]\\
OutcastCoho (4:01:47 AM): igloo towell kunt
darthshalom (3:22:52 AM): anthony?
darthshalom (3:22:57 AM): u sack of shit
darthshalom (3:22:59 AM): lol
OutcastCoho (4:03:19 AM): igloo towell kunt
darthshalom (3:24:57 AM): and this is the part wherei let you go... thx for tuning in to The Daily Sith..good nite
OutcastCoho (4:06:56 AM): this is where I appologize
OutcastCoho (4:07:14 AM): I did not realize you had aids
OutcastCoho (4:07:29 AM): how is that going for you?
darthshalom (3:27:17 AM): dude... i dont have aids..
OutcastCoho (4:08:21 AM): I meant the type that help you excercise
OutcastCoho (4:08:34 AM): dietary
darthshalom (3:28:01 AM): no, i dont have that either
darthshalom (3:28:04 AM): lol
darthshalom (3:28:08 AM): who is this?
OutcastCoho (4:09:43 AM): yul kiendaherl
darthshalom (3:29:03 AM): where did u get my AIM from?
darthshalom (3:29:08 AM): i dont know u
OutcastCoho (4:10:23 AM): you did not give me your' name
OutcastCoho (4:10:28 AM): it was on here
darthshalom (3:29:24 AM): on where?
OutcastCoho (4:11:43 AM): sorry
OutcastCoho (4:12:01 AM): you did not tell me your' name
OutcastCoho (4:12:09 AM): wrong window before
darthshalom (3:30:46 AM): Flaco Shalom
OutcastCoho (4:13:23 AM): what about that obama?
darthshalom (3:31:55 AM): what abt him?
OutcastCoho (4:13:54 AM): I like pissing on people
OutcastCoho (4:14:06 AM): drenching them
darthshalom (3:33:08 AM): wow
darthshalom (3:33:12 AM): tmi
darthshalom (3:33:24 AM): u shld hang out with RKelly
darthshalom (3:33:40 AM): he likes doing ht too, and recording it as he does it
darthshalom (3:33:45 AM): have u tried that?
OutcastCoho (4:17:53 AM): have you considered checking out what a unified field theory is, in relation to a string theory?
darthshalom (3:36:19 AM): wtf?
darthshalom (3:36:27 AM): no...
darthshalom (3:36:49 AM): wht type of qwestion is tht to ask at 3 in the morning?
OutcastCoho (4:20:48 AM): 3.14159 squared is? aqnd then the squqare root of that number is?
darthshalom (3:38:17 AM): smh...
darthshalom (3:38:26 AM): ur an idiot
OutcastCoho (4:22:41 AM): you have the aids
darthshalom (3:39:36 AM): no... but apparently u hve the ADHD
OutcastCoho (4:24:09 AM): if you were real and swallowed a gram of cyanide, what would happen
OutcastCoho (4:24:12 AM): ?
OutcastCoho (4:25:10 AM): if you had a food allergy and ate a nutbar, what would happen?
darthshalom (3:41:24 AM): try it and find out..
OutcastCoho (4:26:25 AM): if you were water and drank water, would you be a cannibal?
darthshalom (3:42:29 AM): yes
OutcastCoho (4:27:24 AM): if you were shit, and took a shit, would you be, in essence, a self-mutilator
OutcastCoho (4:27:27 AM): ?
darthshalom (3:43:28 AM): not if it was an invlountary action
OutcastCoho (4:28:24 AM): if you hate yourself and are black, are you racist?
darthshalom (3:44:05 AM): no, yur just depessed
OutcastCoho (4:30:07 AM): the speed of light is a constant why?
OutcastCoho (4:30:39 AM): do do neutrinos have mass and if so please explain
darthshalom (3:45:36 AM): how did u find me?
OutcastCoho (4:31:06 AM): photons are a partical and a wave why?
darthshalom (3:45:53 AM): im going to block u now...
darthshalom (3:45:58 AM): bye bye
OutcastCoho signed off at 3:46:14 AM.

1 comment:

  1. "OutcastCoho (4:13:54 AM): I like pissing on people
    OutcastCoho (4:14:06 AM): drenching them"

    LMFAO!!!!!!!

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